Close game decided late

Bad bounces, iffy ruling do in B52's

 

SANTA CLARA, 7/20/08: If Game One was any indication, this inaugral BAD ASS Championship Series could well end up a classic. Intense arguing, dugout dissension, palpable tension, long balls, loud mouths and late drama---if that's what you crave in your baseball diet, Game One was some three-course meal...

 

 

GAME 33 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 F
B52'S 1 6 0 0 3 2 0 2 1 15
CAVSUIMIAK 4 0 6 0 3 0 0 7 - 21
 
B-52'S CAVSUIMIAK

Bryan Bush

Norberto Yanez

Stoph Andraesen

Ruben Gonzalez

Dave Wagner

Leland Yow

Skillz Davis

Greg Sacramento

Rob Flores

Torance Matsui

Ed DaRosa

Kevin Kuzmiak

Tito Bernal

Cav Manning

 

Cavsuimiak leads series 1-0

 

SKILLZ, GOT ANY MORE PHONE BOOKS?

At first, there looked to be no reason why, for the first time in recent memory, today's game wouldn't start at a reasonable time---the fences were up, both sides had 7 players, and there wasn't a single cricketeer forcing any delay. Yet there was still a major problem---with last week's game at Piedmont acting as a large memory-erasing joint, none of the 3 commissioners or any other BAD ASS recalled the fact that the flat-bottomed bases used at Goodson were swiped from DaRosa's garage 3 weeks ago!

Were this not the opening curtain of a historical series, BAB likely would have accepted rectangular-shaped surrogates. But not today: Davis hopped in his car and raced to Milpitas for the real thing, delaying the game start time by about 25 minutes---a worthwhile delay.

Yanez singled in Bush, who'd opened the game with his record-advancing 20th triple, putting B52's on the board first. Cavsuimiak answered back fast with 4 in the bottom of the 1st. Then the fireworks began...having already batted around and put up six runs in the inning, Andraesen creamed a moonshot to left that, off the bat, looked like a surefire 3-run homer---even when DaRosa secured the ball on the other side of the fence. But did Ed catch the ball before going through the gap between the Blue Monster and the orange fence, or did he snag it afterhand?

You can predict who argued what outcome---the "discussion", to euphamize, went on for quite a few minutes through demonstrations and re-enactments. Ultimately, and not coincidentally, the more vocal Cavsuimiak walked away with the ruling in their favor---nobody could conclusively prove DaRosa's catch wasn't legal. Instead of a 10-4 lead, the B52's had to settle for a 7-4 lead. Fired up by DaRosa's grab, Bernal smacked a solo homer which was followed by a Matsui 2-run homer and a 2-run bloop Manning double. After 3, Cavsuimiak led 10-7.

While the home team was ignited by DaRosa's catch, the road team was deflated...for a while. After 2 scoreless frames, in the top of the 5th B52's used separate throwing errors by Manning and Sacramento to set up Yanez, who lofted a long fly ball to left field that kept carrying...and carrying...and finally landed over the other side of the fence for a 3-run game-tying bomb! The badly-needed bomb knotted the game at 10! Back-to-back RBI doubles by the undeterred Flores and Matsui put Cavsuimiak on top 13-10.

Skip ahead to the 8th: by now Cavsuimiak's lead was reduced to 13-12. The first 3  B52 hitters all reached to produce 2 runs with none out...was a big inning imminent? Yes---but not for the B52's who quickly went down in order after the quick attack. Instead, Cavsuimiak's dormant offense broke through, but not with the power laden in its' lineup. Rather, they kept hitting balls to short. Two of them took crazy bounces off the poor infield and shot over Yanez' head, leaving him a tad skittish approaching the others. An ill-fated decision by 3B Bush factored in; he had a chance to turn a 5-2 DP on a Kuzmiak grounder to 3rd---C Davis was practically salivating at the chance for his first collision of 2008---but went for the 5-3 instead, which Kuzmiak beat out to plate a run and extend the inning.

Although Yanez redeemed himself to some degree making a blind stab of a low Matsui liner for the 3rd out, the play came 8 runs too late for his club, which did manage to score one just before Andraesen was thrown out by a mile trying to stretch his single into a double in the 9th to end the game.

"Look! Even the dog is saying "ROME RUN! ROME RUN!" -- Sacramento, interpreting the barking of a dog across the street following what was ultimately ruled a ground-rule double by Manning.

AWARDS AND HIGHLIGHTS

 

Although two of their players managed only 3 hits, the captain trifecta named its' entire lineup BAD ASS of the Day--each player had a role in the late comeback. DaRosa's catch earned him a Gold Glove. Wagner managed one hit in 7 trips (although he hit a few hard and had one stolen by Matsui); he would share Small Penis with Andraesen for the game-ending blunder.

Matsui's 6 RBI vaulted him to a 128-127 season lead over teammate Kuzmiak, who led by as many as 14 a few weeks ago. Flores recovered from his 0-for-5 last week by going a hard 5-for-8 with 4 RBI. Manning also drove in 5 after a tough start to his day. B52's got a total of 7 RBI from Yanez and 4 more from Andraesen. Davis, a .318 hitter in 2008 series play, went a hard 5-for-7 and scored 4 times.

MORE NOTES:

  • Entering today's game, the Cavsuimiak lineup owned a composite 94 home runs to B52's 23.

  • After homering 8 times in his first 107 AB's, Bernal had gone 82 without one before connecting today.

  • Jason LaRose, a part-time BAD ASS from 2003-2006 before moving to Idaho, was in town for the weekend and reportedly juiced about playing...until finding out he was ineligible to play in the championship series.

  • Yanez was not alone in his fielding difficulty as Manning also was guilty of uncharacteristic bobbles dealing with the porous Goodson infield, which will have to be addressed soon.

  • Kuzmiak was presented with his trophy for winning the BAD ASS Home Run Derby back on June 22.

  • Yow turned the heads of both sides when his throw to 3rd from CF sailed, on the fly, over the fence and out of the park. Steroid-related teasing ensued. JD

* Players of the Week *

BAD ASS of the Day

 

 

Team Cavsuimiak

Impressive team effort

 


 

 

GOLD GLOVE

 

 

Ed DaRosa, Cavsuimiak

Controversial HR theft in LF

 


 

 

 SMALL PENIS

 

 

Dave Wagner, B52's

1-for-7

 

Stoph Andraesen, B52's

Ran into game's final out