This Week in BAD ASS Baseball

May 18, 2006

  -        Anyone else catch (pun intended) Willy Tavares doing his best B-Ham impression vs. The Giants on Monday night. Lots of speed to get to the ball, then the trouble starts.

-        The Annual Ass Backwards game may become a costumed event. So it could soon be known as the Ass Backwards Costume Game, or the A.B.C. Game.

-        Is there any sort of consensus on who Sacramento resembles? I have heard everything from Barry Bonds to Derek Fisher. Don’t think the website has ever had an official poll, I think this topic calls for the first.

-        Finally got a chance to see Cav’s Howard Stern Film. Many moments that made me laugh, but best of all was Sacramento in the Easter Bunny outfit.

-        So I was checking out the stats and Leland had a HR in 2003? A real life over the wall HR? I don’t remember that, but it must be true. I always thought he was at zero for his career.

-        So the list of fence wreckers added another member this past game, only difference, the other members of that group actually made the catch.

-        Some members of BAB were booted from everyone’s favorite field (S.C.H.S.) while taking some BP this weekend. This puts the field’s availability into question for future games.

-        Javier assured me that he will have his $20 for this weekend. Now if he could work on his attire he may be available for this weekend.

-        I bet Gerren, and his face, wishes we were using the roll up fence when he went Aaron Rowand at Taylor. Or did Aaron Rowand go Gerren?

-        Forecast calls for rain this weekend! I thought we were done with the rain. Oh well, weather people are usually wrong anyway. And if they aren’t, it’s not like we can’t play through some rain.

SmackBoard Quote Of The Week:

“Lend me one of your baseball uniforms Cav. I want to go as an asshole.”

                                                                               Sploothead