Cav Manning

Interview

Conducted by the BAD ASS Reporter

February 20, 2006

Puss Hitting and .800 Why? Still got a shot at .800? Do you really think you
will continue this all season long?

I have 3 things i have not done in my "badass career". won the avg. won number 1 gold glove and won singles. With puss hitting I can win the singles mcgilicutty so that's 2 right there. Im always in the gold glove mix, from 1 to 4 all year long, soon as I break in that new glove I should be ok, its like a brick at this point. And yes I will continue trying to get .800 all year, if I dont get it, I still wanna win the avg. So I will keep goin. There will be times I just suck like last week but there will also be times i go 15 in a row.

Ah, fuck it. Where's my phone booth?

I think only 3 or 4 guys know anything about Cav Manning away from BAB. Tell
us a few things that we might be shocked to learn about you.

I would lay down and kill myself to help a friend. I think I'm a very fair guy when it comes to sports, I dont rule in favor of my team all the time, if a guy is out or safe I will say so. something people dont know is that i first boned at 21, sad fuckin truth. and it was an indian girl and no it didn't smell like curry. Cleanest girl i was ever with, showered 5 times aday, guess she was fucked up in the head or something, kinda have to be if  you boned me. I've cut my cock open many many times, ive jerked off so hard ive split it open and then i couldn't leave it alone for a few days and i jekred off the next day and kept on cutting it open. My cock has been through the mill, Ive had everything happen to my cock except for good stuff. Im waiting for you to nurse it back to health. Another thing about me is I consider myself the toughest guy to ever play badass by far. with the pain I have everyday and the pain I had back in the day, I dont think one person would have played through what I played through, as well as played to the level that I did. Just my back would have ended it for alota guys, not to mention the torn pec.

As the biggest wrestling fan I know, give me your thoughts on the state of
the business today. Favorite current wrestler? Favorite All Time Wreslter
besides Hulk Hogan?

First off I wasn't a big Hogan guy, I was a Beefcake guy, then he was out for along time and I jumped on Mr. Perfect and then he left and that's when Michaels went on his own and was a bad guy and I jumped on him, I would say he is my fav of all time.

Now a days i think the wwf, (not e) is suckin. i think vince is doin some retarted shit by letting go of a lot of guys. the belts kill me now, i loved the old IC title now its shit lookin. they need to let guys go on both shows, at least the champs. you get paid more for being the champ, then make them work more by doin both shows. they need tag teams too, not just putting 2 guys together.

Where do you see yourself and BAB in 10 years?

God, I hope im not too fucked up, body wise, so I can still be playing. I cant wait for the day all of our kids are playing. next winter meeting we need to come up with the age limit.

 

Generic Questions:

What is your favorite thing about B.A.B.?

Having stats.


What is the worst thing? 

Prob finding the field, and people thinking I'm a selfish player. I have swung away maybe 5 times in my life when I shouldn't have. U cant be selfish if you invented the puss hit for rbis.


Which field is your favorite to play on?

Santa Clara by far


What position do you like to play the most?

Duh

Which player is your favorite teammate?

That's a real rough one. I think shit brandon is a riot. I wouldn't pick him first or anything but he is fun as hell to have on the team, fuck ups and all. I love lynas but his down side is being cantankerous, rob is great but he always has to have the final say lol and leland, he gets way to serious at bat, lickin the bat, cant joke with him at all during his AB.  I guess being so serious worked, you've seen all those homers right?

You have the first 7 picks in the draft, who do you take?
I'll give you 3 different ones, right now, middle of the season, and if they came out every game.

Right now: nick, alvin, brandon r, bryan, leland, rob, torance

middle of season: torance, nick, alvin, lynas, bryan, brandon,rob

if they came all the time: jason, ryan, torance, nick, alvin, bryan, suryan.