The 2008 BAD ASS Baseball team picture, taken at Goodson.

The 2007 BAD ASS Baseball team picture, taken at Goodson.

The 2006 BAD ASS Baseball Team picture, taken at Piedmont.

The 2005 BAD ASS Baseball Team picture, taken at SCHS.

The 2004 BAD ASS Baseball Team picture, taken at Columbus Park.

The 2003 BAD ASS Baseball team picture, taken at Columbus Park.

The first-ever All-BAD ASS team.

The 2004 ALL-BAD ASS Team.

The 2005 ALL-BAD ASS Team.

The 2006 All-BAD ASS Team.

The 2007 All-BAD ASS Team.

The 2008 ALL-BAD ASS Team.

Greg Minor presents Eddie DaRosa with his Home Run Derby Trophy, July 2, 2006 at Goodson Field.

Jason LaRose learns from B-Rid that BAD ASSes are legends in their own minds...and treat fans and groupies accordingly.

From the 2005 Awards Banquet in San Jose: The 2005 All BAD ASS Team...

...and the 2005 Scrubs Team.

The 2008 All-BAD ASS Team.

A 2008 Scrubs Team at the Awards Banquet---one that would soon make history.

When EA lost its MLB license, it turned to BAD ASS Baseball and Jason LaRose.

...yes, he does. Ask this windshield he smashed at Taylor in 2004.

Leland Yow's artistic talents on display...the following 4 shots are all Leland works...

2003 Home Run Derby champ B-Rid.

2004 Home Run Derby champ Jason LaRose.

2005 Home Run Derby champ Nick Collins.

2006 Home Run Derby champ Ed DaRosa.

2007 Home Run Derby Champion Torance Matsui.

2007 Home Run Derby Champion Kevin Kuzmiak.

The Dirty Sanchez pose proudly after defeating the Cleveland Steamers in BAB's first ever 7-game Series. Back row: Skillz, Greg M., Bryan. Middle: Tito, Rob. Bottom: Dave D., Josh B., Cav.

As he proves here, Alvin Trinh can hit .600 in his sleep.

The BAD ASS on the left, that's who.

Tim Pyle invited Kevin Holley to BAB...and this is how Kev repaid him (accidentally).

Greg Sacramento really got into Easter last season.

In 2005, Greg Minor lost a bet to Rob Flores that cost him his hair. Rob wasn't quite finished cutting when this pic was shot.

Cav Manning shows us the secret to his BAB success.

They sure are.

BAB is still trying to figure out what Skillz inhaled before coming up with the idea for his team logo.

In 2004, BAB acquired installable bases to use at Columbus Park. 2nd base became so comfortable, it decided to plant roots.

Practically every man present tried to pry the stubborn bag loose...

...the base-pulling effort was too much for Cav Manning's back; his friends had to drive him home. He'd later be hospitalized for the injury!

During 2006's Cutz/Nutz series, Greg Lynas brought out his dog Max, for good luck. He had the mojo...for a while.

Al, Leland and Cav laugh it up.

After the final game of 2006, Cav presented his McGillicutty's with Game 7 "championship" rings, as he did for the Dirty Sanchez in 2005.

If ya didn't see it on the Smackboard, here's our very own Rob Flores circa 1996, during his Army stint.

...yes, it's really him!

This pic speaks for itself.

The following few pix are courtesy of Rob Flores, captain of the Reservoir Donkeys vs. Soonam's Tsunami Terrorists in 2005.

My personal favorite.

Terrorist Skillz paid the price when he dared talk smack.

Artwork commemorating the Cutz' Game 7 win.

Both NY teams are represented in BAB.

When Kevin, Leland and Cav bet, the end result is a case of who's who.

Soonie's Assassins celebrate one of Stoph Andraesen's home runs in June 2007.

Sac may not care about the camera, but Ed loves it.

A shot from the Wench Creek camping trip in 2007...

...Ed never saw it coming.

Some funny shit.

Ed didn't let a busted finger prevent him from playing defense in 2006; he just borrowed buddy Joel's glove--using it here to retire him at 1B.

Steven broke his ankle in 2005 and sat out all of 2006. He proved he was fully recovered on Opening Day 2007.

Coming soon to a theatre near you...

In 2007, using a fastball to the dome, Lynas took out the mighty beast that is Skillz.

Lynas is congratulated by Cav after homering on Opening Day 2007---his first since August 2005!

The 2007 All-BAD ASS Team, shown here at the Awards Banquet.

...much suspense prior to the announcement of the 2007 Most Valuable Player, thanks to Cav.

In late 2007, Cav got re-acquainted with Dave D., back in BAB after a LONG absence.

The conditions at Goodson on Opening Day '08...

...running hard to first would require bravery...

...sliding to 3rd required, well, Skillz.

Uniforms? One league's loss is the Scrubs...I mean, the "Dawgs" gain.

Finalists of the 2007 Home Run Derby, which Torance eventually won.

A tribute to ex-BAD ASS Josh Blackford, with an excerpt from Ed's infamous Smackboard post thrown in.

Brandon R. fell a hit short of a record .700 average in 2005.

Cav accepts MVP trophy at 2005 banquet.

Kevin K. sent everybody home on March 2, 2008.

Strong winds took hold of the Blue Monster in 2008. After several minutes, BAB gave up at retaking control.

Technically, Bryan's face was NOT hit by a throw in early 2008. Try telling HIM that.

Ed gave his all to bring back Torance's homer, but came up short.

In 2008, Johnny 5 did his part to prevent any future Kuzmiaks.

Leland, moments after breaking his 5-year homer drought with TWO on Easter Sunday 2008.

A great action shot from '08.

BAD ASSes get their work in before the games.

Just the latest of Andraesen's many eccentricities.

Classic old-school photo of Tito & Cav.

Kevin K's Yellow Treats celebrated their 2008 series victory by dancing and singing "New York, New York."

The overjoyed Vagmagnets give Ruben due props after his game-ending catch in 2008.

No fence? No problem--BAB used bags, cones and, yes, LEMONS instead!

Ed and Kuz bond after the former's side injury.

A great action shot from BAB 2006.

2008: Ed beats Cav to the bag, as the throw gets away...

Kuz and Rob can't remember who began to sacrifice BAB games for hockey...

Two goateed power hitters with defensive issues. But only one is a true BAD ASS.

Tito would win Pitcher of the Year for 2007...

Kuz was an easy choice for Most Improved...

...while Ruben was the league's top rook.

The two best power hitters in BAB today flex their guns.

Just like Shawn Kemp, BAB only uses protection once a year.

In 2009, the Scrubs did the undoable!

Alvin gets love after homering in the 2009 season opener.

When all is said and done, it is the men of BAD ASS Baseball---including the 3 Gregs---that make the league what it is.