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Vitamins over Viagra
Old Fucks can't hang with the
youngsters
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GAME 16 |
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FLINTSTONE CHEWABLES |
SHIRTLESS OLD FUCKS
ON VIAGRA |
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Torance
Matsui
Norberto
Yanez
Dave
Wagner
Jeff
Smith |
Leland
Yow
Kevin
Kuzmiak
Stoph
Andreasen
Cav
Manning
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SANTA
CLARA, 8/1/10: This week BAD ASS
played its annual old versus young
game. Kuzmiak, the league's senior
citizen, was the captain of the Old
Fucks on Viagra. Matsui, the
league's baby, captained Flintstone
Chewables.
Matsui led off the
game and roped a liner to left
center that Yow ran down and caught.
This ended up being his only out on
the day. The next time he came to
bat later in the inning, he smashed
a 3-run homer. In the 2nd, he once
again homered after Yow leaped over
the fence and got glove on the ball
but could not secure. He launched a
solo shot next that fell just sort
of the playground. He added another
homer two at-bats later to give him
four home runs in his first six at
bats and a shot at the single game
record. He had six more hits in the
game but never came close to putting
any over the fence.
Matsui's offensive
onslaught helped Flintstone
Chewables cruise to an easy 24-9
win. There was some confusion after
the 6th when the Old Fucks thought
the game was over. The youngsters
wanted to play a 7th, but the
seniors had had enough.
NOTES
AND HIGHLIGHTS:
-After the Old Fucks
went down quietly in the first,
Manning took his shirt off to work
on his tan. As his team was about to
take the field, he talked the rest
of this team to follow suit.
"Stand behind the pitcher so the
batters can't see the ball." --
Manning to Yow, after Yow asked
Manning if there was a glare
reflecting off his white, shirtless
body in the outfield.
-Wagner returned to
BAD ASS after a long absence and hit
his first home run on the season.
"You're in the Derby!" --Smith to
Wagner, even though the Derby was
two weeks ago.
-Smith improved to
10-1 on the season.
-This
week BAD ASS played its sixteenth
game of the season. There have been
zero double-headers played this
season. With only five Sundays left
this summer, the season will fall
halfway short of a normal season in
games played.
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TRIPLE CROWN WATCH |
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RACE TO 200 |
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AVERAGE |
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CAREER HOME RUNS |
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Torance Matsui:
.750 |
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Cav Manning: 197 |
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Stoph Andresen: .706 |
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Torance Matsui: 196 |
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HOME RUNS |
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Torance Matsui: 28 |
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Stoph Andresen: 20 |
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RUNS BATTED IN |
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Torance Matsui: 120 |
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Stoph Andresen: 85 |
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